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Saturated Fat +/-: Everything You Thought Was Wrong
Everyone’s roommate has a tub of “buttery spread” that’s supposed to taste like margarine, but treat you better. With their arteries in mind, American consumers have taken not one but two big steps...
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BAM Saga: Reluctantly Funded
Last week, some members of the board of UC Regents raised the maddeningly insane question: is the relocation of an art museum a justifiable investment for the university at a time when it can’t afford...
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Backlash to Freshmen Gene Testing: We Saw Gattaca; We’re Not Stupid
What if Cal uses our DNA samples to get going a eugenics-like alumni legacy program? Or what if we all get a letter years down the road: “Seeing how gene sequencing technology has improved since you...
View ArticleUC Berkeley A Capella Group Crashes, Burns on ‘America’s Got Talent’
The panel consisted of a former tabloid editor, the wife of a washed up heavy metal vocalist and Howie f*cking Mandel. Facing these brutal judges, UC Berkeley’s own a capella group Noteworthy...
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This Week’s Sign of the Apocalypse: The End of American Apparel?
Take a second to imagine a Telegraph Avenue – a world, in fact – minus American Apparel. Without the one-stop-shop for bow ties, leggings and assless tights, where on Earth would you go to outfit...
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Summer To-Do’s: Conquer Steep Precipices
Like they do in army commercials. We know rock climbing is one of those things you keep putting off. We found a super local, super beginner-friendly opportunity for you. Don’t let it slip away this...
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BAM Saga: Architect Chosen, Redux
Well, it’s the end of June (already!? – *shudder*) and that earth-shatteringly important decision we’ve all been waiting for has come through the wires, as promised. BAM/PFA’s selection committee has...
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UC GATTACA: Stanford Follows UCB with Own Controversial DNA Testing
In a typically Stanfordian move, the rival institution trails UC Berkeley’s “Bring Your Genes to Cal” program with its own smaller, more expensive and more in-depth take on student genetic...
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UC Anywhere: Berkeley, UC Move Toward Offering Online Degrees
Expect many more headlines like this one in the coming months. We’re guessing that throughout this pivotal moment in UC’s history, online education baton twirler Christopher Edley – the dean of Boalt...
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American Apparel Renounces the Hipster, Prepares to go Prepster
A few months ago, we waxed apocalyptic about what appeared to be American Apparel’s impending financial doom. However, it looked as though AA would slide through, albeit into a more humbled position,...
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